if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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