Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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