I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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