Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.