So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
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