Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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