Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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