She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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