i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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