But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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