Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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