Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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