Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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