Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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