idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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