Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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