Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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