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I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now

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(917): I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now http://tfl.nu/4qek

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is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?

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(703): is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon? http://tfl.nu/fld0

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For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.

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(202): For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well. http://tfl.nu/xnfi

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Hannah Montana > iCarly

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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely

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(847): Hannah Montana > iCarly (309): I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely http://tfl.nu/uzzz

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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.

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(678): The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic. http://tfl.nu/0ai8

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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face

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(305): its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face http://tfl.nu/dxi4

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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.

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Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.

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(636): I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss. (314): Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call. http://tfl.nu/9b26

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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.

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(443): Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire. http://tfl.nu/qksw

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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.

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(701): He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon. http://tfl.nu/hvqj

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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.

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(586): We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds. http://tfl.nu/hj47

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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.

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(+44): Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk. http://tfl.nu/h6fl

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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical

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(360): i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical http://tfl.nu/7e1z

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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.

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(573): You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field. http://tfl.nu/swf8

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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe

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Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything

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(781): Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe (617): Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything http://tfl.nu/wlv3

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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen

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(734): i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen http://tfl.nu/gv17

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