well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.