Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Can I color on your dick again?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.