its not stalking. its research.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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