How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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