Where did you get a picture of my penis
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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