don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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