honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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