Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Plan B is the new Plan A
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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