I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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