You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND