This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.