you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
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