Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
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We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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