PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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