you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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