I puked a lego.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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