Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
how does that bad decision feel?
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