I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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