she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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