I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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