yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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