sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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