I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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