Buhtt sex?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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