Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I want to be your penis for a week.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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