I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket