You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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I have aggressive nipples.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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