I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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