i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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