he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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