We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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