I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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