If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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