We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.