At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist