11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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