She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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