He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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